Saturday, 15 June 2019

F the Popo Sports Satyrdee
in 3 movements

1)

Congrats, Kawhi Fck Popovich!
(0 offense meant t' BLCKDGRD)

All due respect to George Hill, whose game I like, Kawhi is basically Bird's biggest blemish. All the talk about how deep the draft is is perennial pre-emptive excuse making for not being able to evaluate talent. Every draft is deeper than the BS projected 2-to-3 and it shouldn't even take the likes of this year's champion Toronto, the dynasty they knocked off, or the afore-f'd San Anton to make this obvious. There isn't one draft that doesn't feature a player outside of the lottery who doesn't end up having teams breaking their bank for them. "This draft is empty beyond the first X picks." should be replaced with "We project the first X picks to be idiot proof, and, by the way, we're idiots."

2)
The video at that link up there is worthy enough to embed below.


3)
My unsolicited resolution recommendations for the incident related in the tweet below the fold:
a) Double tech, move on
b) Beers w/ Biden & Bo Rama and Ujiri & Redneck
-or-
c) T up Boogie, + 3 FTs for James Harden

Sunday, 9 June 2019

Medium of Exchange

It's enabler and excuse for every marketer of beastly ideas and prognosticator of petty preferences. It's a course of payment and regulator of information, cash or charge, any currency will do. It's the doors of distraction, detours toward beautiful barriers of freedom, colorfully projected or backlit embellishments of cultural identify. It's an extractor of rents and purveyor of poverty by virtue of exclusive property rights of bipartisan Panglossia. It's the owner of employment per deployment of ownership; the labors of their invisible-to-the-eye outsourced slaves are available at every link. The selective perception through this interface is as settled as the spectacle in front of the face. Especially wherever the breathed air seems clear, innocence of assent will be maintained 'til death, where "What're y'gonna do?" is the understandable if foreseen enquiry whose resolution keeps stumbling over the medium of exchange.

Thursday, 30 May 2019

Christi Himmelfahrt

"Ticket, please? Nobody gets a free ride," said Christi Himmelfahrt before removing her blouse.

The only strategy worthy of debate would appear to be whether it's more efficient to douse our original debt in the river of some prosperity gospel or to invest in an infrastructure of barriers to ensure payment in advance for entry into what might turn out to be a prison of our collective employment. As debates always go back and forth between the two poles, the turnstiles can be ex post facto exclusivised upon the taxpayer's capture. What a convenient set of circumstances! Either way, for today, praise be to the rising stench of the glorious corpse!

Saturday, 25 May 2019

The End of May

For the latest downing, a replacement will be required, albeit as theoretical as the conceit that representative democracy involves subjects' democratically choosing representatives to represent even the lowliest subjects' concerns and not, as the case may be, a conspiracy of lobby-vetted party peers & pretenders and a media combine administered by corporate cartels.

Irrespective of these and other implied requirements, the sole practical criterion is that whoever is selected should command the confidence of the House of Commons. Putting aside for the moment — or indeed in consideration of the fact — that it has yet to be proven that any human beings will be involved in the selection, I present in no particular order possible successors for the Sovereign to consider (if Liz is listening):


Jennie June
first transgender autobiographer
Pros: en vogue
Cons: dead


Cato June
Superbowl champion
Pros: team player,
metaphorical battlefield experience


June Millington
Filipina American musician
Pros: mixed like Meghan Markle, original girl rocker
Cons: mixed like Meghan Markle (see previous candidate)


June Rowlands
Canadian politician
Pros: political experience,
member of Commonwealth
Cons: Rigor Mortis Lady?


June Lockhart
American actress
Pros: still alive,
Hollywood experience,
politically unaccountable
(campaigned for JFK, then Nixon)
Cons: Roman Catholic



Jun
South Korean singer
Pros: from nation w/ hard border
Cons: that whole "wog" thing



 June Cleaver
fictional television mom
Pros: perfect name for what's coming
Cons: none



God save the subjects of the coming sentence.