Tame, my ass!

Since the FDA approved it back in 1981, it has become a multi-billion dollar industry. What most consumers don't know is that Aspertame's approval was one of the most contested in FDA history.... but the makers say it's one of the most tested food additives ever.

And tested, and tested, and tested. If the slogan weren't already patented, they could say, "Billions served!"

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My current bike chain doesn't require oiling, so my personal slogan (upper right*) is at least personally outdated (the temp is current, though). As far as petroleum is concerned, and speaking of chemical compounds, it would seem there are more pressing issues than melting glaciers. But if folks don't care about their health...

Buy low, sell high!

*[13.02.2013: moved to appear amongst the random quotes in the footer]