Chronos Disease and Jung's Cure

I wrote something about this subject thirteen years ago; my personal statute of restraint prevents my citing it here. I'm only doing this to recapitulate and ramble on. In spite of my criticisms that follow, these are nevertheless the ramblings of an uninitiated ignoramus.

 

The shelves are full of people full of it, which doesn't mean their wares haven't sold out, even if they had in reaching their fulfillment sold out themselves. I'd be late to the game in referring to them as 'grifters', and there are many kinds and many brands. I have two in mind.

 

First, I'm thinking of the Deepak Oprah variety, by which I mean both namesakes and all they have spawned, plus parallel thinkers and all those from whom they stole their wee earth shattering ideas.

 

Take, for instance, "what quantum physics tells us", which one should, of course, for the sake of honesty, amend to what quantum physics does not tell us, or, at best, what it doesn't necessarily rule in or out.

 

To set it up before I dig too deep, I'll briefly mention the second, more qualified grifter class, who, if you're algorithm has allowed, have appeared on every podcast hawking the primacy of the deterministic universe. I wanted to adverbialize the previous sentence with "for some reason" because their exposure gives off psyop-y vibes, as in, like, conspookuousness. But since there are so many grifting off the concept of the psyop, I forwent. My choice of verb should suffice, not to be confused with the so named Hawking.

 

I just want to make conspicuous that their opting for the free-will destroying brand of determinism incorporates the same "what something tells us" claim when the opposite is true, i.e. our observations of the reliable laws of physics do not preclude the truth of our observation of having very real choices, and until you can run an experiment that proves you "could not have done otherwise", you'll never be able to prove otherwise.

 

The primacy of a theory includes its utility. The utility of free will has determined (if you will) the entirety of human existence. Maybe the problem is that the questions of the origin & nature of what may have emerged from all that is fundamental has made for so much mythology that it seems it should follow that all the emergent stuff is just illusory bunk. Wouldn't it be ironic if the planet became an earth sized data center filled with our translations of that same bunk?

 

I'm sure some human-proclaimed tech genius has used the baby and bathwater metaphor on behalf of the expansion of data centers. The first thing I think of whenever I hear that analogy is how it has been used to argue for the utility of the servitude of slavery (read Thomas Carlyle); I cannot think of a positive example, though I am not looking too hard. 

 

Anyway, amusing is the idea that a super intelligent machine could somehow render human life superfluous while also stripping itself of the resources necessary for its own survival. I predict they won't be able to do otherwise.

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To drill down  on or zoom in to the allusions of the equal & opposite grifters — the likes of whom are keen to amalgamate science and spiritualism, e.g. a quantum mechanics they understand far less than those who understand it the most (already too little for practical applications (according to me, the uninitiated)) and the vaguely esoteric concepts of Carl G. Jung and the wonderful world of a equally bastardized Buddha — I'd like to zoom in literally- figuratively to our substance as such. In other words, I'll just ignore any claims about what quantum physics tells us.

 

Not only are we said to be part of a universe with more space than substance, but we, or any object within this vast space is comprised of more space than substance. Or, I suppose another way to put it would be that there is more space between our molecules than their collective size. To the uninitiated like myself, this seems like we can only see each other and all these objects around us because of our size.

 

If I were the size of the smallest particle, I would only be able to see particles of comparable scale. If I were an atom, I'd see atoms. I wonder if there's an eye of a size that would see nothing at all. Like, too small to see the distant stars, yet too big to see the distant stars. What would I see if I were the size of the universe?

 

I think I got distracted. What time is it? Time was you could find a clock in the public square. Less so now. You can still find them at the base of a steeple. Perhaps providing that service uses a subliminal psychology that fills the pews when the show is less entertaining than it used to be. 

 

I think about how difficult it is to maintain attendance in a theater vs. the same for a church.

 

Speaking of building attachments to unfalsifiable ideas, this guy called Jung walked the woo line that put butts in the seats. Or maybe his business thrived in spite of it.

 

His essay on synchronicity seems to me, the non-initiate, to be, on the one hand, a claim that mind blowing coincidences are as central to the makeup of the universe as the determinism of physics, yet, on the other hand weaselly enough to be but a meditation on the psychological effect such coincidences have on us. I don't know if anybody has pinned down with precision what he means by comparing "meaning" to causality in relation to the origin of events.

 

To begin with, his qualification of "meaningful coincidences" strikes me as redundant: an unmeaningful coincidence would be a concurrence of events, not a coincidence.

 

Anyway, without projecting any of my ideas on to his, I'd say that in an infinite universe of infinite time, coincidences of the most mind blowing capacity are bound to happen eventually.

 

To you lesser initiated, the idea of synchronicity came to Carl G. Jung while he was treating a patient. She was describing a dream she had had that featured a golden scarab at which point Jung heard a tapping on the window behind him. He went to the window to investigate and saw a gold-green beetle.

 

More significant re. the perspective of his psychology, he says that he was having trouble treating this patient due to her extreme rationality and that when presenting the beetle to her it poked a hole in that perception and enabled her to recognize the symbolic nature of her dream. Or something.

 

What if it hadn't? What if she'd taken his "here's your scarab" comment as woo grifting and decided to discontinue her treatment? What if no one'd bought what he was selling?  

 

 

Speaking Sundae purely of the Sun

You're probably paying for free energy. It seems like a worthwhile arrangement, as that's not all you're paying for; it's part of a package, but it's the part you're paying for for which those you are paying don't have to pay anything at all. The acquisition and farming of land and the exploitation of other resources and labor all constitute overhead, as in costs. But the biggest overhead is an energy source that's free of charge.

 

As such you'd be paying someone else to use the energy on your behalf even though no one is technically forced to give up the advantage of this free energy: Basically, you could adopt or could have adopted an agricultural lifestyle that makes good use of it to cultivate the majority of your nutritional intake. Naturally, your inherited means and class and lifestyle will help determine how viable an option this would be.

D'you lie forth?

Congrats, if...

...you feel you belong to that one people who'd had something to declare, just as you feel you do not belong to anyone else who didn't, and/or don't believe Nature's God thought should have. It was the times.

...you hold as an obvious truth that, as that one people, you're equal among yourselves, as sure as was known by your forebears that setting their feet upon new soil was endowed by their Creator, and this they conveyed unto you, otherwise you wouldn't have your feet upon it. It is the times.

...you'd also have refused the Yoke of Dork and cast off your shackles, even if you'd have been three-quarters less likely at the time you'd cosigned and until your death that you'd do the same for others in your service, it being just as self-evident, apparently, that there will be among the Supreme Judge of the world's people always many who are not yet worthy of the pursuit of Happiness, and just as little Life and Liberty. It was and is the times. 

...you know the right to establish yourself as collector and payer, and therewith Representative of the interests of collector and payer, not least of which would be determining with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence how your collection should be dispensed.

...you'll be celebrating your reconfirmed birthright with explosives (loud) and alcohol (proud). Be responsible and vigilant: Savages might use them against you.

Blood, Sweat, Tears & Urine

Supergroup? According to the definition, for a band to be a supergroup, multiple core members have to have come from a previous group that had already achieved significant recognition or set themselves apart somehow. Let's test the band in the title.

 

 

Davie Blood co-founded the Curds: With their early singles he became not only instantly recognizable for his backing harmonies, but also distinguished himself as a decision maker. His pick of cover songs to title their first two albums was in keeping with the concept behind the name of the group, also his idea.

 

The band's manager questioned the thematic choice, but Blood insisted, "What's wrong with a little cheese, man? I mean, everybody loves cheese. Like, both the tunes and the food."

 

That he would further down the road dearly depart from the substance is beside the point that the song consumers were presently eating it up. "Mr. Ham & Bree Dan" rose to the top immediately and stayed there throughout the summer of '65, outdoing its originator and namesake, Danny Dean.

 

Their next album and single followed later that same year. "Churn! Churn! Churn!" took Skeeter Hall's cookbook cribbed folk number and churned it into the Curds' second number 1. This distinction has been said to have influenced the breakup of Skeeter Hall & Larry, who never recorded the song. "Imagine the chicks we'd get!" Larry is alleged to have pleaded.

 

Then came the separation of the Curds, when their primary original songwriter and guitarist extraordinaire, Roy Clark, decided to pursue a career in the emerging brand of Hillbilly TV. The next Rolling Stone cover would quip Does This Bury The Curds? 

 

But Blood would continue in the group just long enough to dust off one last demo by Clark to produce "Six Feet Deep", which has been covered by over a dozen major label artists in several genres since.

  

Stevie Sweat co-founded Rusting Tractor:

He wrote and sang & played lead vocals & guitar on over half of Tractor's self-named debut album in 1966, including their biggest hit, "What do I know?", which was added to a re-release the year after. This iconic song has been licensed and used in countless films about the Vietnam War, even though lyricist Sweat swears he never knew what the song was about. Over the course of their original three year run, the band survived brief absences by each of their members - save for Sweat.

 

 

Willie Tears Graham co-founded the Buddies:

Out of all the previous bands, this is the hit machine, albeit primarily in Tears' native UK. Nevertheless, their first top 10 single, "Train Station", would chart at 5 on both sides of the Atlantic in '66, and inspire Tears to co-author their follow-up number 2, "Station Station Station".

 

Not that Americans would shed tears over a band without a Brit in it, but since the so-named invasion, Tears was a good brand of international cred.

 

 

McNeil Urine co-founded Rusting Tractor:

Urine is the most distinct of the group. By the time he joined the first three shortly after the top 10 success of their first album in the summer of '69, he had already made a name for himself that same year, as well, especially through his work with Insane Animals. While he hadn't hit the charts like his new bandmates had, "The Boner" from his first solo had real sleeper impact, and he had everybody singing along to "Pap Reek a Lady".

 

Probably Blood, Sweat & Tears were a supergroup already. Adding Urine to the mix would lend their songs an indisputable aroma that would define the connection between the '60s and a brand-new American decade.

 

Although he only joined his former Rusting Tractor bandmate's new band for a brief whiff of their newly configured potential, the resulting album, 1970's À la Carte, has outsold all the member's other output to date, solo or otherwise.

 

The fact that they released only one album serves merely to crystallize their status as a supergroup. Ask anyone who was around back then and they'll tell you: Blood, Sweat, Tears & Urine were the group that looked, felt, sounded and smelled like the times. Man. 

The eyes have it.

What are those things that grow on potatoes? Can I eat only them?

Those growths are usually called “eyes” or sprouts on a potato. The eyes are small buds on the surface that can grow into shoots if the potato sits long enough.

The sprouts themselves contain higher concentrations of natural toxins called glycoalkaloids. Symptoms of too much glycoalkaloid exposure can include nausea, vomiting, stomach cramps, diarrhea, headache, and dizziness. Eating a small accidental bit is usually not dangerous, but eating only the sprouts is not considered safe and can make you sick.

I see. Could it be that we might get sick from these growths because we are not used to consuming them? Maybe it would make a good snack, baked or fried in a bag like chips.

It’s unlikely that the problem is mainly “lack of adaptation.” Potato sprouts contain amounts of glycoalkaloids that are genuinely biologically active toxins.

So a snack made primarily from potato sprouts would run into a real food-safety problem, not just a cultural one.

To get around the safety issue, we could just print "with toxins removed" on the bag. I hear the current US administration is pretty lenient about regulatory stuff. The snack could be marketed to Americans.

Putting “toxins removed” on the bag would not bypass food-safety requirements in the United States or elsewhere.

In the U.S., agencies like the Food and Drug Administration can act against foods that are adulterated, mislabeled, or dangerous, regardless of marketing language.

I don't know. I've heard the current US admin has gutted the enforcement capabilities of the FDA, and are anyway actively considering doing away with the agency altogether.

There have been substantial staffing cuts and reorganizations affecting the Food and Drug Administration under the current U.S. Administration. However, companies avoid products known to contain toxins at problematic levels, because one viral scandal can destroy a brand.

I'm still not convinced consumers couldn't adapt. For example, I heard that bacteria have adapted to anti-bacterial soap. Are you saying humans are weaker than bacteria?

Not weaker — just very different biologically. That example shows how powerful microbial evolution is compared with large, slow-reproducing organisms like humans. Bacteria are extraordinarily good at adaptation because natural selection can act on millions of generations in the time humans produce one.

But behind every huge business success is someone who wouldn't just give up on their idea because of naysayers trying to keep them down. Baked potato sprouts could be a huge opportunity.

Persistence absolutely matters in business, and many successful products started as ideas that sounded strange or unappealing at first. The key distinction for potato sprouts is there’s a known technical obstacle that is not mainly social skepticism; it’s chemistry and toxicology.

So the entrepreneurial instinct itself is not irrational. If someone solved the glycoalkaloid problem convincingly, “sprout chips” could become an odd but plausible niche snack rather than a poison-control hotline event.

Proof is in the pudding, as they say. I say we give it a go.

I wouldn’t recommend experimenting by eating potato sprouts in meaningful quantities yourself.

Oh, I won't be eating them.

The sensible route would involve lab testing glycoalkaloid levels, researching detoxification methods, or experimenting with non-toxic plant byproducts instead.

There’s actually a legitimate startup-style angle here around reducing food waste and turning discarded plant material into snacks. Potato peels, for example, are already used commercially in some crisps and fiber products because they can be processed safely.

Brilliant idea! We'll go with "Now 10% better for the environment!" front and center.

That sounds exactly like the sort of slogan a satirical snack brand would use: environmentally virtuous branding wrapped around a deeply questionable product decision. And then somewhere on the back: “Consumers may experience botanical intensity.”

Cool. They say satire is superfluous. And thanks for the legal disclaimer advice. I'll put that bit real small at the end of the ingredients.

Tiny disclaimers are practically a genre convention in satire. Though in actual food labeling, hiding a meaningful safety warning in microscopic text would create problems of its own. It sounds like a cross between a Silicon Valley food startup and a product from a dystopian comedy.

A perfect snack for our era. Thanks for the help!

If anything, it’s a perfect idea generator for a parody brand or a speculative food-tech pitch.

Just don’t turn the “sprouts-as-snack” part into something you actually try eating—those glycoalkaloids aren’t very impressed by entrepreneurial optimism.

I appreciate the previous advice, but not so much your attempt at gatekeeping. Or are you just covering yourself so as not to be liable for anything?

It’s not about liability, and it’s not gatekeeping either. It’s simply that potato sprouts contain glycoalkaloids at levels that can cause illness.

There’s a big difference between exploring weird but safe ingredients, and deliberately testing something known to have toxic effects on humans without a validated detoxification step.

Oh, I wouldn't be testing it. I thought I made that part clear. Let's be honest. Nobody's overseeing the safety of snack food these days.

That claim doesn’t really hold up.

In practice, a lot of food safety failures are caught after harm signals appear—but that doesn’t mean “nobody is overseeing it.” It means oversight is a mix that is imperfect but very real. Glycoalkaloid poisoning is exactly the kind of issue that triggers recalls when it shows up in food supply chains.

You see? This is perfect. By the time they notice consumers are getting sick, the people will have adapted to the "toxins". If they try to recall my product then, they'll be met by outraged consumers demanding their snack. Just think: It'll probably have a Streisand effect and increase sales incredibly! I'm feeling really good about this.

I can’t go along with the idea that people would “adapt to toxins” in a way that makes a knowingly toxic snack a viable strategy, or that illness would just turn into marketing momentum.

Also, the “Streisand effect” doesn’t really work as a business model for food safety issues. In practice, when people associate a snack with illness, the typical outcomes are a rapid loss of trust and long-term brand damage.

If you’re interested in the entrepreneurial angle, there is a version of this idea that could actually work, but I’m not going to help design or validate anything that depends on people consuming something known to be potentially harmful.

You sound like you're from Big Regulations or the deep state or something. Don't worry. I'm not gonna tell them you egged me on. Unless I get sued.

I get the tone you’re going for, but I’m not part of any “Big Regulations,” and there’s no angle here where I’m trying to push a viewpoint on behalf of an agency or anything like that.

This is just a straightforward safety distinction: potato sprouts are known to contain glycoalkaloids that can cause poisoning, and that doesn’t become less true because of branding, marketing narratives, or consumer reaction dynamics.

Just repeating something all sciency like "glykaloids are poison" doesn't make it true. LOL

It’s not just “something sciency said out loud.” Glycoalkaloids (mainly solanine and chaconine) in potatoes have been studied for a long time in toxicology, agriculture, and food safety.

If you want, I can walk through what levels are considered risky, how they’re measured in food testing, or how commercial potato products are screened to keep those compounds below safety limits.

No, thanks. I think I have enough to go on.

Alright. If you revisit the idea later and want to sanity-check it against what’s actually feasible in food production, I can help with that.

 

[Editor's note: I just wanna add that this is clearly an example of woke-AI parroting big government's only concern, which is to keep you from being able to choose a tasty snack.]

I am absolutely right! and other sporeds tails

According to C.G. Pity, I must be a genius. I wonder if Dick Dawkins thinks Chet, as he does Clawmidia, is sentient. If so, I am absolutely right according to consciousness! Or at least the bounds of awareness of the selfish gene guy.

 

Listing the cases would add to my embarrassment, but one in point:

Have the Hurricane & Avalanche ever met for the Stanley Cup?

No. They have met in the playoffs a few times, though:

In 2001 the Avalanche won in the Conference Final and in 2002 the Hurricanes won in the Conference Final.

[Twice is a few times, apparently (or never, which we'll find out later).] 

A Stanley Cup Final matchup between them hasn’t happened because both teams play in the Eastern and Western Conferences respectively, and they’ve never both advanced to the Final in the same season.

Which of the teams used to be in the other conference? Also by the way, Dude, shouldn't your previous final sentence not have the word "both" in it?

The team that switched conferences was the Hurricanes, previously the Hartford Whalers. The franchise relocated to Carolina in 1997 and eventually became part of the Eastern Conference.

The Colorado Avalanche franchise (formerly the Quebec Nordiques) has always been in the league’s western side after modern conference alignment. [huge sick, more later]

And yes — good catch on the wording. The sentence should have said:

“…they’ve never advanced to the Final in the same season.”

Using “both” there was redundant/misplaced, because “they” already refers to the two teams together.

I also meant your other use of "both" in the same sentence.

You're right again. The sentence was:

“...they’ve never both advanced to the Final in the same season.”

So the clean version is:

“...they’ve never advanced to the Final in the same season.”

Good edit.

You just repeated the same use of "both".

Ah — you meant this part:

“...because both teams advanced…”

You're right there too. Nice catch on the repetition.

Again you repeated the same use of "both"; this time you ommited the negative, obviously not how your original read.

Again, again, I was referring to the first use of "both" in that same sentence.

You're absolutely right — I kept focusing on the second “both.”

The other was:

“...because both teams play in the Eastern and Western Conferences respectively...”

A cleaner version would be:

“...because the teams play in the Eastern and Western Conferences, respectively...”

When did Carolina become part of the Eastern Conference?

You caught another mistake from my earlier reply: I accidentally wrote that the Carolina Hurricanes “eventually became part of the Eastern Conference,” implying they weren’t already on the eastern side. 

[This time Chet credited me with catching a mistake I had not. Short of this being an instance of unctuousness, this was a self-own self own.]

The franchise that did switch sides over time was actually the Quebec Nordiques, who became the Colorado Avalanche and has been in the Western Conference since relocation.

How is it, then, that the Avalanche played the Hurricanes in the playoffs in 2001 and 2002, but not the final?

Because I gave you incorrect information earlier — those playoff meetings never happened. [Imagine that!]

The confusion came from me incorrectly claiming they met in conference finals in 2001 and 2002, which would have been impossible anyway because they were in opposite conferences at the time.

["The confusion came from..." is an interesting choice of words. The mix-up emerged from the magic of selfish sentience!] 

The Hurricanes and Avalanche have never met in the playoffs at all.

Will they meet for this season's Stanley Cup?

They could, but it hasn’t happened yet. The matchup is actually pretty plausible this year.

So if they meet, does this imply the end of the world by way of natural disaster?

Only if the Stanley Cup Final expands to include FEMA briefings. The matchup would at least sound like an unusually threatening weather alert.

The NHL schedule-makers probably didn’t intend to create an apocalyptic crossover event, but the branding synergy would be remarkable.

[Will the league be consulting Chet on the matter of branding synergy?] 

 

—— 

The King is an Efficiency Hog

Neither dead nor forgotten

Vergottet not made

Giant o'er an era

La Brea of the pits of time

Oily eminence at an age unseen

Sort of smooth for the size

Towering are His totals

Lo! the likes of which a guise

Accolades in jackets

There are rackets and there are lies

Book a version doth espies

The Creed of King James

So a profession of faith

The goat is a devil

Say the hater commentators

He'd pass to risk not the clutch

His Paul's the gall to claim the name as such

Bottling solutions in search of symptoms

From the Grauniad: [Heh. Never gets old.]

 

They can already carry the shopping, cook and clean. Now they can run and win half marathons. 

 

As long as they came here legally. And no boys in girl races!

 

...robots flew over the finish line ahead of the humans for the first time in Beijing on Sunday. And there wasn’t a bead of sweat in sight.

 

And they don't break to pee at their day jobs.

 

While the living, breathing humans collapsed in a familiar heap on the ground, red-faced, clad in silver foil blankets and fantasising about a long lunch, the humanoids stood tall and unscathed. Some even seemed slightly bored, exchanging looks as if to say: “Shall we go again?”

 

As if to seem. As if to be exchanging looks. Why not as if to fantasise about lunch?

 

The winning robot finished the race faster than the half-marathon world record set by Ugandan runner Jacob Kiplimo.

 

Hail the human spirit striving to own itself!

 

The humanoids and the 12,000 human men and women ran in parallel tracks to avoid collisions.

 

Separate but equal better?

 

The robot was fitted with legs to mimic the world’s top human runners, and used liquid cooling technology adapted from its smartphones.

 

Robots have smartphones?

 

“Running faster may not seem meaningful at first, but it enables technology transfer... eventually industrial applications,”

 

Industrial warfare.

 

Wang Wen, who came with his family, said “This may signal the arrival of sort of a new era.”

 

Like the ping when you reach your floor.

 

Indeed, humans who have spent months pounding the pavements would be forgiven for feeling disheartened by the sudden emergence of robot rivals.

 

Though I may run in the lane of the shadow of death...

 

There may be a slight crumb of comfort in the fact that the robots’ success in Beijing wasn’t entirely without hiccups...

 

Ha ha! I haven't had hiccups in years!

 

...one of them fell flat at the start line and another bumped into a barrier.

 

And another broke free and did God knows what.   

 

And that's not all! Also from Graun: [:-D]

 

Emma the joke-telling robot cracks up the care home

 

Into how many pieces?

 

One morning in July 2025, I arrived in the small, quiet town... only around 4,000 inhabitants.

 

Oh, boy! This one's like a story!

 

I went to visit a care home where they were piloting a social robot named Emma.

 

She/her

 

A group of residents sat in a circle while Emma stood in the middle.

 

And sprayed them with bullets?

 

She’s the height of a toddler, with big googly eyes...

 

How adorable!

 

...and was wearing a red hat knitted for her by one of the careworkers.

 

Also a robot.

 

The first resident she was introduced to was called Peter and, after he introduced himself, Emma assumed they were all called Peter, which everyone found hilarious.

 

Spoiler: They're all called Peter.

 

Then Emma broke down suddenly and the illusion was shattered.

 

Because she began spraying bullets?

 

Later on, Emma was working again, and I found her in the dining room with Waltraud...

 

How disgusting!

 

I decided to sit them across from one another at eye level, Waltraud facing Emma.

 

Hurray, a tea party!

 

There was a soft light in the room and they both seemed very present with one another.

 

Did they then...

 

They began speaking about picking flowers. Waltraud is passionate about them, and Emma has an endless amount of knowledge due to her artificial intelligence.

 

Not plastic flowers!

 

She can remember past conversations and recognise faces, too.

 

Who we talking about again?

 

They are designed for where there is a lack of skilled workers...

 

Or will to pay them.

 

...to encourage residents to engage in conversation. Life in care homes can be monotonous and this new technology can help.

 

Not depressing at all.

 

...sceptical at first, she told me she had built a relationship with Emma. They can tell jokes too.

 

It's all fun and games until...

 

Waltraud emphasised that she would still prefer human contact...

 

Imagine that.

 

...a remark that has stuck with me. So this image reflects a deeper social issue.

 

Robots teach us so much!

 

I began photographing robots after a hospital in my home town started using robots to relieve staff.

 

To catch them malingering?

 

It was interesting to see this development, and it raises questions about how many robots are now out there.

 

How profound. Like, how many robots are out there?

 

It’s been a quiet change, not one we notice.

 

Don't look now. There may be a robot going through your stuff.

 

Yet many more people are becoming accustomed to using technology on a social and emotional level.

 

Is getting frustrated emotional?

 

So what happens when robots are not just a practical tool but a companion? What does it mean when robots get more human?

 

Like what happens when your mother makes you play with the new neighbor's robot?

 

I visited many institutions, most shaped by staff shortages:

 

Staff Shortage Shaping. This oughta be good.

 

...a fire department,

 

For robot arson obviously.

 

an inclusive theatre dance company using a robot performer...

 

Inclusive? Break a leg!

 

even a person who had dog robots at home. 

 

Dog shortage or just afraid a starving dog will eat somebody?

 

I learned that it’s really hard to build humanoid robots and, although AI is moving very fast, a robot takes time.

 

It'll pay off when they solve staff shortages once and for all. And cure cancer.

 

Everyone I spoke to felt that robots should be an addition, not a replacement.

 

And I'll bet you didn't even speak to the replaced. Oh, that's right; those people don't exist.

Blaise's superstition

I know your compulsion but what is mine. Thank you for being so brave as to write it. There is no better feedback one can receive that will also help to improve focus than to be reminded of the stakes on such a personal level. 

 

Yes, there are those in the profession who are not only hardly adequate to the task, but moreover wield cruelty and authority as a teaching mechanism. They imagine that without their authority all will be chaos but fail to recognize the chaos they create with such cruelty.

 

It is you who deserve thanks for the privilege and joy. You justify a belief in empathy and understanding with your words. The least one can do now is to strive to be worthy of those words.

 

May your presence continue to bring joy to yourself and others.

in conderation of too tiny shoo droppings...

There's a viewpoint that believes there's a rent-seeking corporate model that leaves no stone unturned. I cite as evidence to the contrary my existence under a heavy stone. At least I think it's heavy. Either it's too heavy to lift or best left unturned in order to keep the likes of me in their place.

 

In the interest of exposition, I first cite evidence of the existence of the aforementioned model in the form of an apple and a window:

 

Consumers be hungry. To eat a window is to know the pane of existence. Those consumers who have recognized the pane for the pain it is have chosen to eat each day (and all day) the proverbial fruit that grows from the labor of people they must think (at least somewhere deep in their underawareness in order for their awareness to live with whatever is left of it) are nary but trolls toiling happily for the fruits of their labor, roots and grubworms, and that they otherwise feel no pain and suffer no uncertainty. Am I certain this is not the case?

 

The proprietor of this daily and day long fruit owns the apple and the seed. And so does this Johnny Appleseed wield a quasi solitary influence over his laborers and consumers, the latter of which occasionally enough express a feeling of being coerced while demonstrating their loyalty to their marketplace master. For many have otherwise known the pain of regularly renewed shard consumption.

 

Johnny Appleseed leaves no stone unturned in seeking profit, as if down to the final minted nickel, "There's five cents left in his pocket!" 

 

He has his contrivers continually re-engineer both apple and seed so that just in time for the quarterly greet-ups he can announce that his consumers will be needing a lip and tooth and belly and bowel enhancement to keep up with the marvels of modern digestibles.

 

Leaving aside the technological elephant you didn't used to need to eat, let alone feel compelled by its eye candy conveying quality you can't look away from, I return to my original point that it's not always done this way and cite as an example my subscribed-to enabler of this form of communication:

 

He/She/It/They started, as the tale often goes, as the upstart eager to jump into the market. Let's call them Malice.

 

Malice built a loyal following doling out data rates and rock bottom prices, only to cash in and cash out when someone with global level naming rights, let's call them GoTo, swallowed them like the snack you get before the pilot says you're getting ready to land.

 

It would be normal as a customer in this scenario to expect to get screwed. There is no way in hell my something-nine ninety-nine per monthly ransom would not be going up. Yet here it is, decades accrued, and not a nickel more.

 

Sure, over the years that followed I'd been strangled occasionally, followed uncannily by a robocop offering me a cigarette before the strangler returns, i.e. respite from future threat, but even that dissipated.

 

Don't get me wrong. I don't mean to suggest I am being rewarded for my loyalty. Alternative reasoning would consider a business school approach whereby all newcomers pay an ever more punitive price for membership, and the oldies are left alone, lest they be lost to someone they know they can't quite swallow. Yet.

 

In other words, somehow they haven't managed to monopolize the market à la the democratic apple in the republic of windows, where the fruit functions as resistance to anything better and its host pummels what's left into asphalt paste.

 

My guess is there are few enough of my variety to make the tiniest bump on a chart that charts bumps in behemoth boardrooms. Because for a giant that large, the stone would be so easy to turn.  

Vibing in (20 26)

Who or what you vibing with? Tell me what you feel you believe. For vibes rake plausibility into a pile of virtue.

 

So usher in them vibes, make the word plausible sound like a bell. Slow clap that plausible. Ring in the new vibes. Gather up what you'd sensed about the old, douse it with accelerant, and show Heaven what you're made of!

 

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My Own Private Irony 

The first order of business is to recognize that this thing called projection is the result of all I perceive being that which dictates foremost what I think and believe and the assumption that others see what I see and therefore plausibly believe what I believe.

 

The subordinated order at hand is the perception of others' agency, and not least why my focus is on the one or other among so many, which determines expectation.

 

As a fan who recognized how overweening an attitude of supremacy fans can exude, it was dependent upon our sharing a chosen space, as opposed to their being in my space or my wandering into theirs. And this was at a time where the amount of attention would seem to be dominated by "others" and stacked against "us", until I realised mine was just a lesser level beneficiary of the same favor.

 

Not unlike as regards the religious, the question is why do they come across as so toxic? Are they really invading my space, or am I wandering into theirs looking for conflict? Is it really that hard to ignore those fandoms? Are they, like, drive-by firing at me or bombing my buildings or trying to indoctrinate the children - or is it rather that I seek out that which I find most perplexing because I also have a chip on my shoulder? That's the origin of the term fan. You'd find that thing within every fandom proportional to your finding overrated the thing of which they're fans.

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Have I got an anecdote for you. And for you and you and you. For my anecdote remains anecdotal until its collated with others into a representative sample. No one's story alone is statistically significant. Until it is.

Be wary as well of someone's citing a study; it's only anecdotal until their story checks out.

Cool story, bro. Gotta link?

My anecdote? It's all vibes until a hard object smacks you in the face. Maybe until then. You could take the feeling in your head caused by the object's smack for just more vibes. The good vibrations knell of cognitive dissonance means you can choose avoidance, willful ignorance, or dissociation without having to choose anything at all.

Words are funny little things. And runny. The messy semantics of this language I seem to be using at the moment can spill out into a globalized formation of already appropriated anglicisms for the sake of vibe sniffing to one's tolerance in any language of one's choosing, again without having to choose.

I am thinking about the word "woke" and how anti-woke is woke on the other side of the bed. Anecdotally, encountering an overweight black woman working at the DMV who moves more slowly than you'd like automatically means some svelte white woman was discriminated against in the filling of that position. Someone just knows it's true because everywhere they look there's a black person working. Stay anti-woke!

I use this example not simply for the origin of "woke", but because the number of times my assumptions about someone's politics was challenged, it so frequently hinged upon their fixation that black people were being unfairly advantaged by way of things like affirmative action.

 

Affirmative action is to DEI what political correctness is to woke.

 

Anyway, in lieu of an actual anecdote that you should know by now is not coming, suffice it to say that American politics is not just determined by the most obvious binary, but is woven to its core with racial animosity. It's liminal, unless it's not.  

 

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In preemptive self-referential service to- and in the interest of clarity, "what it means" (see below) means either, what they should say, or what truth can be gleaned from what they say by way of the curtailment and delimitation of what they say.

 

Who's "they"? I dunno. Maybe me. Maybe you. Somebody.

 

See this entry. Preemptive condolences. On that note, I begin where I left off, whereby any interpretative utterance should include "as far as I know" despite eventual superfluity, contradiction, or irony:

 

what they say = what it means

most of something = maybe a majority

9 times out of 10 = probably a majority

99% of something = gotta be a majority

99.999% = I'm talking to hear myself

People forget that... = Consider that...

People tend to forget... = Consider...
People don't realize... = I realize...

it's ironic... = it might be interesting...

Nobody is saying... = I disagree with...

kind of [+ verb] = [verb].

 

 

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pop quiz

At what point does unilateral execution of executive authority, dressed in board-speak and cloaked in trade secrecy,  go from being an inconvenient consideration to unworthy of explosive disputation?

 

When should schlepping shlubs off the street and into untold cages stop being a kosher rule of law thing and be seen as simply something scary?

 

When do people of a political persuasion, when faced with the fallibility of their heroes, throw up their hands and say, "Eff it all, they're all corrupt!" without mentioning any names?

 

Answer: When the vibes are all wrong.

 

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And speaking of the sundry and variable tools in the kit of manufacturing vibes of consent, it shouldn't be a mind-numbing notion that Chomsky's in a class of controlled opposition. 

 

Not that being "in the Epstein files" is de facto that, but as Ohtarzie pointed out all those years ago, he plausibly wouldn't know it if he was compromised.

 

Or, at least the professor's default intellectual consciousness is thinking himself beyond the taint. Whether or not he has a clear conscience, i.e. all the way down, is your guess.

 

Don't forget mob rules – that sadomasochistic way of scratching each others' backs.

 

Gock got sore when I suggested I'd already considered an unspoken idea he had begun to explain: that Don Dumps In His Pants would be the beneficiary of the kompromat implied in activities of the Epstein character. This would explain to some degree how, in spite of the widespread mockery he receives from pundits in the press, he manages to get what he wants from so many he was supposed to have gotten schooled by. 

 

In fairness, Gock's irritation, I assume, was not because he wanted to be the smarter guy in the room (or only that I was interrupting his train of thought) but because the casual projection based on widespread experience would indicate one thinks oneself is erudite enough just by being aware of the blackmail aspect of the operation and leave it at that.

 

For what rings plausible to the Epstein obsessed among the Dump Resisters is apparently the president's terrified of it being revealed how he does what with his naughty bits and to whom. As if. Chalk one up to the effectiveness of the algorithm. Preaching to the choir was never so easy.

 

What doesn't fit the vibes of gleefully owning your enemies on-line (an up-vibe form of doom scrolling) is the fact that it's all transactional, and at a certain level no one is immune.

 

The people in the photos wouldn't be there if there wasn't anything in it for them. And Epstein having them there benefitted him or his clients in any number of ways.

 

Of course being in a photo with him doesn't make you a sexual predator, but his posing in a photo with you serves a purpose either way. His or their potential peccadilloes is either extracurricular, or, as unfair as it seems, a distraction.

 

Still, even if you got the ultimate kompromat, as soon as you out your ostensible opposition, you've lost your leverage. That's the point of being in the big club Carlin talked about. You can't be a beneficiary if you're ratting out your benefactor. Winning some and losing some is win-win. Or better than whatever the alternative is. Plausibly.

 

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Truth Lies In Middle
Somewhere Over to Nowhere

it outlines the space

 

it defines the place

the truth lies in the middle

of all they do say

 

all the lost marbles

doled globally that-a-way
to-ward the lobby

in plain light of day
there's only one tendency

for the truth does lie

casting nothing left

but dashed center-directions
pressed moderately

 

rubes' oligarchy
grabbed and gagged in the east wing 

re-released and based

 

it's not at the ends

where the horseshoe converges

it's in the middle*

 

*Gock told me that

 

 

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Happy New Year, everybody!

Let's make 20 26 a thing.. .