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Monday, 5 October 2026

...or so The Internet would have us believe.

[The following was written but never published 5 years ago. Hence the belated obit aspect.]
 
Many years ago now already, sitting with friend who's a classically trained pianist, the subject of genius came about. He said that the word was overused in the extreme. There were no geniuses, in that regard, and, as if to delineate for the specific purpose of definitional purity, Mozart, he said, was a genius, evidenced by his ability to compose with such complexity at such a young age. A genius, that is, regardless of whether one has found his work uninspiring, or even thinks, like the comedi-cised Count, that there are too many notes. Genius! No. Just an observation.
 
Of what are these observations representative? I recall some politico stressing the importance of taking the time and effort to write to one's political representative in that it was common adage in their circle that the posted letter would represent a larger number of constituents than, say, a phone call, which, somehow in direct relation to the lower difficulty of its undertaking, carried less weight and thereby represented fewer voters. Of course there would be, what I would assume, the jamming Congress' phone banks kind of action, which in old school parlance involved literally many more people getting involved. Still, less representative apparently. Or maybe it's the fact that a parliamentarian can stand in the well and hold up a letter, as if to demonstrate representative democracy at its finest.
 
And this was all before a further in/deflation of terms. My pianist friend may have foreseen the exponential onset of our new era, in which everybody's a genius, because it's so easy to say so, and perhaps proportionally recognizable by the brevity of phonetic identification. Kinsky? Genius! Hitch? We need another word!

But that's just YooToob talk. Even so, keep in mind that it's the comments that really represent. The "likes" are by contrast an indication of the amount of energy it takes for the average right index finger to depress a mouse button with a cursor over the symbol of a tiny thumbs up [still not mobile after all these years]. The YooToob money masters funnel more to the creator who inspires the former level of engagement. If that's not proof of the politico's posted letter theory, I don't know what is!
 
I notice that YooToob comments seem driven by a certain kind of energy. That observation's being mine is by definition just an observation of one, but what if it's a projection? Is it thereby merely a representation of one? Fuck! Do you have any idea how much effort goes into this logorrhea?

Where was I?  Oh, yeah. I'm no genius, I can tell you that much. But I have a greater chance of being one on The Internet because it affords me the opportunity to inspire someone somewhere to take the time and effort to get to the end of this entry and look for my contact information and write me an email to tell me what a genius I am. But that would take such an effort. If I just activated the comments, then I'd get called all kinds of things.
 
Unfortunately I'm way way down on the list of geniuses even with my name, because mine has three syllables. Who's tops? Don't be daft. Why, of course, it's Dave! But that ain't Dave saying that. Just a bunch of randos who oughta get out more.

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In tribute to his posthumourousness, I have written a best last joke at Norm Macdonald's expense: Judging by the reaction, his best career move was getting cancer. 
 
If you know his voice and transpose that to the first person, I do believe it'd sound about right. Still, the joke as written should suffice as tribute. But if you're more of the "butthurt" kind, you may just "entirely miss the point".
 
I loathe to risk falling into the "same guys who" fallacy, but as post-Rotten John put it regarding anger: it's an energy. So while there may not be an individual group of people whose appreciation of a joke depends not on the art with which it is told, but solely on its teller, there is, for want of a more nuanced way to put it, a certain energy common to the approval or disapproval of the same kind of joke depending on its origin.

To be more clear, I'd like to eliminate the socio-political concept of punching up or down for a moment and stick primarily to how a joke that inspires gut-busting guffaws can suddenly seem vicariously cruel if delivered in the opposite direction by positing the hypothetical premise that if I were to go onto any one of the many, by the dint of his death, algorithmically enhanced online videos featuring the wit and wisdom of one Norm Macdonald and type that best last joke into the comments section, it would garner an overabundance of energy that might otherwise describe itself as "butthurt". But there'd probably be a few kudos, as well. And at least one that said the comic himself would have found it funny, and so there.

I hasten to amend that Macdonald was born out of the asshole of the boomer designation, but at the beginning of his rise to fame his peers and fan base largely extended to slightly younger X-ers. My first memories of him are from the end of the 80s' heyday of stand-up comedy on cable television when I observed him to be, approximately, someone of my age. I note now that then the teevee added years of the perception of status, which had accurately enough turned out to've been a few. I say all this to place his origins in a proximity, but a proximity which would in ensuing years take on a greater aspect of the generational gap, i.e. his skewing to an older conservative viewpoint.
 
I do have a couple of videos in mind in which His Brilliancy is lauded. In one, the title suggests that he schools an ignorant anti-Christian comic. The clip is from a show called Last Comic Standing, which is one of those shows with judges who pick winners and losers. In it the comedian Harrison Greenbaum uses an ironic juxtaposition of the Bible and Harry Potter that, in fairness to the critic, you can see coming from so far away that it's devoid of the element of the unexpected that causes laughter. Nevertheless, Judge Roseanne believes he's "real brave" for taking on such subject matter. Judge Macdonald didn't see it that way:
 
"I disagree. I don't think the Bible joke was, uh, brave at all. I, uh, I think if you're gonna take on an entire religion, you should maybe know what you're talking about. J.K. Rowling is a Christian, and J.K. Rowling famously said that, uh, if you're familiar with the scriptures, you could easily guess the ending of her book."
 
Yeah, I dunno. I mean, I agree that ripping religion can be tired, low hanging fruit. But the part about knowing what you're talking about is rich coming from Macdonald. Anyway, there's a default formula sought in the casting of such programs, on down to and including Judge Roseanne's reaction to Judge Macdonald's comment (which functions as well to contrast apparent competing intellectual abilities as much as it does a disagreement over content). The show reveals itself as not for me: All of it, from the stand-up routine to both reactions to it are asinine.
 
If he'd said that he didn't find it brave, but also found it unfunny and left it at that, that'd be fine. But for someone who felt it was better to play the dumb guy, rather than a smug and smart one, he often enough revealed the ignorance of that shrewdly framed inner smart ass that I don't think was the intended effect.
 
The umbrella to this phenomenon is in how he declared himself to be an apolitical comedian, while so much of his shtick depended on poking at political sensitivities. He never seemed to mind if he offended anyone in the process. Now I can hear the comments section in my head telling me I am missing the point, but I suspect Macdonald missed relevant points often.
 
For example, when he said in relation to the latest pandemic that "It's funny how big pharma's so evil... 'til now!" I could be reading too much into this, but my suspicion is that anyone who found it funny isn't really critical of big pharma, or doesn't really understand that it's always the public dime that funds the research, and the private concern that profits from it, often enough to the detriment of public health.
 
It's an otherwise pretty funny five minutes, especially for the crowd at the time, I would think, in the classic cathartic sense for which humor is sometimes the only medicine. But I have seen that one line as rather a comment on how unrealistic it is to view big pharma as being a bad thing. On the other hand, it could be I am missing the point, and he was saying big pharma is, in fact, evil, but we who are in on this joke are willing to look past that for a cure, craven as we are.
 
Nevertheless, my reading comes by way of an expectation based on politically charged precedents set by the comic in spite of what he had often enough said about his finding political humor unfunny. The truth is, I think, rather that political humor rubs him the wrong way only when it would seem to advocate politics he does not agree with. Or something that makes him uncomfortable.
 
Take for example his riff on gay pride, wherein he reduces the concept of parents' pride in a gay son to being proud of his loving cock. Now, I think there is a lot of potentially humorous and thought provoking  territory here, none of which he manages to arrive at.

Pride parades, for example, feature so prominently the sexual aspect of what it means to be a homosexual, that one who does not know what they are talking about might believe that's the only thing it's about. In fairness, for many, it probably is just an occasion to celebrate the flamboyancy of it all unfettered. So a comparison of a pride parade with that of the celebration of the Apollo astronauts made to Macdonald's mind the pride parade less worthy. In a longer version of the bit, he contrasted the silly "pride of being" with the pride of the achievement of military service, and it was really just a throwaway as if the latter was so self-evident. 
 
He cared enough about making some kind of real point that there's an evolution of the material evident in subsequent tellings that reveal concern in its contextualization. But he was destined to miss that point as long as he remained blind to the deception of pride itself, which is excessive self-satisfaction, too often the result of combatting shame.
 
[Enter here my own yet to be crafted joke about a father who feels almost unbearable shame as his son reveals how he murdered a family in cold blood - and how the father immediately swells with pride when his son says he was following orders.] 
 
It's been said he just simply did not give a fuck, as in what people think of him, and indeed you can feel that in much of his work. The homosexual was a frequent target in his material. To my knowledge he never publicly revealed why that might have been, even if he did make jokes about being in the closet. He was familiar with the scriptures, though.
 
Macdonald. Norm. Well played, Internet in my head.