So one's choice between simple past and past continuous will depend on which event began first and lasted longer.
Sunday, 27 September 2026
Spectra Plectra
So one's choice between simple past and past continuous will depend on which event began first and lasted longer.
Sunday, 20 September 2026
Peartspicacity
To Lerxst's soft spring rain
Like a man in pain
So light, yet endless
From Dirk's leaden sky
And:
To this quality?
A quality of light
Unique to every city’s streets.
Sunday, 13 September 2026
Flocking late to the debate
The Pope's graceful smile betrays a hint of condescension. "I am the infallible Holy Pontiff, respected representative of well-over a billion Catholics around the globe," comes his reply. "Anyway," he adds, indicating poverty with a gesture of his hands, "I don't have pockets." He blesses the driver with a sign of the cross and moves to the back of the bus, taking a seat.
He is followed by John Wayne, who likewise attempts to pass ignoring the driver who, as with the Pope, stalls the actor's obliviousness by asking him to show a ticket or pay the fare.
John Wayne contemplates the confrontation with a shift from one foot to the other and then squares himself with the driver and boasts, "I am an American icon, representative of the greatest generation, and a symbol of the heroic taming of the savage frontier. I don't ask you to compensate me for my service and I sure as hell ain't gonna pay for a ride on a pinko city bus." He saunters to the back of the bus and takes a place just near enough the Pope to be able to sit with his legs spread wide apart.
Next comes Hitler.
The rhetorical moral of this tale is, if you can't stop the Pope or John Wayne, how're you gonna stop Hitler?
The Pope = law & order
Sunday, 23 August 2026
Speaking Sundae purely of the Sun
Sunday, 28 June 2026
Blood, Sweat, Tears & Urine
Sunday, 31 May 2026
The eyes have it.
What are those things that grow on potatoes? Can I eat only them?
Those growths are usually called “eyes” or sprouts on a potato. The eyes are small buds on the surface that can grow into shoots if the potato sits long enough.
The sprouts themselves contain higher concentrations of natural toxins called glycoalkaloids. Symptoms of too much glycoalkaloid exposure can include nausea, vomiting, stomach cramps, diarrhea, headache, and dizziness. Eating a small accidental bit is usually not dangerous, but eating only the sprouts is not considered safe and can make you sick.
I see. Could it be that we might get sick from these growths because we are not used to consuming them? Maybe it would make a good snack, baked or fried in a bag like chips.
It’s unlikely that the problem is mainly “lack of adaptation.” Potato sprouts contain amounts of glycoalkaloids that are genuinely biologically active toxins.
So a snack made primarily from potato sprouts would run into a real food-safety problem, not just a cultural one.
To get around the safety issue, we could just print "with toxins removed" on the bag. I hear the current US administration is pretty lenient about regulatory stuff. The snack could be marketed to Americans.
Putting “toxins removed” on the bag would not bypass food-safety requirements in the United States or elsewhere.
In the U.S., agencies like the Food and Drug Administration can act against foods that are adulterated, mislabeled, or dangerous, regardless of marketing language.
I don't know. I've heard the current US admin has gutted the enforcement capabilities of the FDA, and are anyway actively considering doing away with the agency altogether.
There have been substantial staffing cuts and reorganizations affecting the Food and Drug Administration under the current U.S. Administration. However, companies avoid products known to contain toxins at problematic levels, because one viral scandal can destroy a brand.
I'm still not convinced consumers couldn't adapt. For example, I heard that bacteria have adapted to anti-bacterial soap. Are you saying humans are weaker than bacteria?
Not weaker — just very different biologically. That example shows how powerful microbial evolution is compared with large, slow-reproducing organisms like humans. Bacteria are extraordinarily good at adaptation because natural selection can act on millions of generations in the time humans produce one.
But behind every huge business success is someone who wouldn't just give up on their idea because of naysayers trying to keep them down. Baked potato sprouts could be a huge opportunity.
Persistence absolutely matters in business, and many successful products started as ideas that sounded strange or unappealing at first. The key distinction for potato sprouts is there’s a known technical obstacle that is not mainly social skepticism; it’s chemistry and toxicology.
So the entrepreneurial instinct itself is not irrational. If someone solved the glycoalkaloid problem convincingly, “sprout chips” could become an odd but plausible niche snack rather than a poison-control hotline event.
Proof is in the pudding, as they say. I say we give it a go.
I wouldn’t recommend experimenting by eating potato sprouts in meaningful quantities yourself.
Oh, I won't be eating them.
The sensible route would involve lab testing glycoalkaloid levels, researching detoxification methods, or experimenting with non-toxic plant byproducts instead.
There’s actually a legitimate startup-style angle here around reducing food waste and turning discarded plant material into snacks. Potato peels, for example, are already used commercially in some crisps and fiber products because they can be processed safely.
Brilliant idea! We'll go with "Now 10% better for the environment!" front and center.
That sounds exactly like the sort of slogan a satirical snack brand would use: environmentally virtuous branding wrapped around a deeply questionable product decision. And then somewhere on the back: “Consumers may experience botanical intensity.”
Cool. They say satire is superfluous. And thanks for the legal disclaimer advice. I'll put that bit real small at the end of the ingredients.
Tiny disclaimers are practically a genre convention in satire. Though in actual food labeling, hiding a meaningful safety warning in microscopic text would create problems of its own. It sounds like a cross between a Silicon Valley food startup and a product from a dystopian comedy.
A perfect snack for our era. Thanks for the help!
If anything, it’s a perfect idea generator for a parody brand or a speculative food-tech pitch.
Just don’t turn the “sprouts-as-snack” part into something you actually try eating—those glycoalkaloids aren’t very impressed by entrepreneurial optimism.
I appreciate the previous advice, but not so much your attempt at gatekeeping. Or are you just covering yourself so as not to be liable for anything?
It’s not about liability, and it’s not gatekeeping either. It’s simply that potato sprouts contain glycoalkaloids at levels that can cause illness.
There’s a big difference between exploring weird but safe ingredients, and deliberately testing something known to have toxic effects on humans without a validated detoxification step.
Oh, I wouldn't be testing it. I thought I made that part clear. Let's be honest. Nobody's overseeing the safety of snack food these days.
That claim doesn’t really hold up.
In practice, a lot of food safety failures are caught after harm signals appear—but that doesn’t mean “nobody is overseeing it.” It means oversight is a mix that is imperfect but very real. Glycoalkaloid poisoning is exactly the kind of issue that triggers recalls when it shows up in food supply chains.
You see? This is perfect. By the time they notice consumers are getting sick, the people will have adapted to the "toxins". If they try to recall my product then, they'll be met by outraged consumers demanding their snack. Just think: It'll probably have a Streisand effect and increase sales incredibly! I'm feeling really good about this.
I can’t go along with the idea that people would “adapt to toxins” in a way that makes a knowingly toxic snack a viable strategy, or that illness would just turn into marketing momentum.
Also, the “Streisand effect” doesn’t really work as a business model for food safety issues. In practice, when people associate a snack with illness, the typical outcomes are a rapid loss of trust and long-term brand damage.
If you’re interested in the entrepreneurial angle, there is a version of this idea that could actually work, but I’m not going to help design or validate anything that depends on people consuming something known to be potentially harmful.
You sound like you're from Big Regulations or the deep state or something. Don't worry. I'm not gonna tell them you egged me on. Unless I get sued.
I get the tone you’re going for, but I’m not part of any “Big Regulations,” and there’s no angle here where I’m trying to push a viewpoint on behalf of an agency or anything like that.
This is just a straightforward safety distinction: potato sprouts are known to contain glycoalkaloids that can cause poisoning, and that doesn’t become less true because of branding, marketing narratives, or consumer reaction dynamics.
Just repeating something all sciency like "glykaloids are poison" doesn't make it true. LOL
It’s not just “something sciency said out loud.” Glycoalkaloids (mainly solanine and chaconine) in potatoes have been studied for a long time in toxicology, agriculture, and food safety.
If you want, I can walk through what levels are considered risky, how they’re measured in food testing, or how commercial potato products are screened to keep those compounds below safety limits.
No, thanks. I think I have enough to go on.
Alright. If you revisit the idea later and want to sanity-check it against what’s actually feasible in food production, I can help with that.
[Editor's note: I just wanna add that this is clearly an example of woke-AI parroting big government's only concern, which is to keep you from being able to choose a tasty snack.]
Sunday, 18 May 2025
Fr. Ewetoob or: How I learned to loathe the collapse of the wave function
Sunday, 15 September 2024
Belated 40th to Three of a Perfect Pair
Sunday, 16 June 2024
Liquified Natural Gasback Fundi
Advertising does not define our perception of reality, it just sells enough bits and pieces of it to partially shape a landscape of choices, which affords certain brands of consumers the right to claim that their choices are more limited than they'll admit is true at the same time they're buying enough of what is being hawked to dictate more the delimitation of choice than the advertising itself. The eventual unavailability of alternatives is a self-made delusion nurtured into full-fledged reality.That'd be a few months post Euromaidan. Three paragraphs later it boils down to this being, ultimately, about the creation of an environment, i.e. an industry-friendly one. Whose industry? Good question. The long-term rams of being hammered by hangover inducing, malignancy curating, fear fomenting, fossil fueling, and, everybody's fave, ultra- processed stomach stuffing makes meaningful public discussion... what was the question?
The only outright successful advertising campaign is the long-con that has people buying in to the advertising industry by the billions. This is not to say that the advertising they offer never works for those paying for it; it just works without fail for the industry itself.
Now, the advertising advocates - they'll tell you that proven ad strategies are being employed to influence every aspect of our lives; and the stats geeks will interpret the results and tell you who you are; and although most won't believe this definition about themselves, they'll believe the definition about everyone else.That, in this context, superfluous seeming insert is meant to recontextualize what is plausibly thunk to be thought by this new-fangled enemy. I don't mean to fall into the same guys who fallacy, which could cite the idea, as plausible as anything, that the reactionaries of then are the same of today, with the ironic twist of their having abandoned some key point of their ideological inheritance (here touted as a good thing), but that is plausibly thunk.
Sunday, 19 May 2024
Der Parkbank Pinkler Kapitel XXXVI:
Tat dem Leid
Der Faktiv ist dem Genitalien sein Boot.
—Basteln Blick
Sunday, 25 February 2024
Don't gimme no Flaco
Never forget.
Sunday, 18 February 2024
Sunday, 13 August 2023
Why the Whysplanation Bothers Me
Sunday, 30 July 2023
Sunday, 18 June 2023
Wanna from Heaven
The story, according to those from whom the entire tale began, is that what that rancher had gathered up and taken to the sheriff, and what Major Marcel went to retrieve when the sheriff called, was bits of rubber and tinfoil. Funny that. They would later identify the stuff as a weather balloon. But not until after the group commander'd initiated that press release, which, whether one likes it or not, is the origin of The Origin Story.
It's claimed today by (for want of an appropriate term) official sources who don't claim otherwise, that the Roswell Incident should be scene as part of a flying disc craze that had begun weeks earlier. I assume the intended logic is that the press release was a result of the same. Like, maybe sticks and rubber and tinfoil were not improbable ingredients for a navigational device of an interplanetary aviator, the assumed flightpath of a flying disc fancied as of 1947. That is, even those responsible for the maintenance of the most advanced flying machines identifiable at the time would not find it improbable you could get to the moon and back with the stuff from a kite.
Their story goes that Major Marcel and his commander were convinced enough to feed the story to the press, sans ingredients, until leaving Marcel holding the balloon. The same story from those who will never not know better is that "the government" snagged a UFO and, in some versions, its otherworldly occupants and only realized after the press release they'd want to keep that secret. I recall a claim from somewhere or another that you can read the expression on the Major's face in the balloon photo op as being attributable to something so specifically identifiable as the Major's being outraged that a coverup was in the works.
It should be noted that one update occurred when Major Marcel did an interview with a self-styled ufologist. It was around this time in the seventies when US intelligence sources revealed Project Mogul, which involved high altitude balloons to detect the sound of the Soviets testing nukes. This could explain away why they'd want to obscure the balloon story, so the official narrative, which ostensibly cannot preclude the notion that in a rush to cover up the existence of Project Mogul, the flying disc thing was the best they could come up with until the weather balloon story was agreed upon.
Sunday, 11 June 2023
What are turds for?
Sunday, 14 May 2023
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Sunday, 4 December 2022
Who's not hot for Randi Corps?
No Vember - Landsberger Allee, Berlin 1930



