I even shorten name from Impaler so not to remind of still sharp spike of irony how First Dame of party model for Cheater in Chief is one to go down on own erection.
Oh, dear US American: I have shove spike in own mouth. I apologise if I offend with sexist joke. Is not who I am.
See? Even non-apology is proof I am more secure in strongman-ness than US Don. He is never saying sorry for nothing! This is bringing me closer to point: I come to mock now idiot ass-ring kisser of Don Trump, still crazy after all two years. Surprised?
So US Don is promising state of emergency for paying for wall. In Valentine's Day messenger, New York Times is maybe also describing step of state with tasteless wordplay: "dizzy new heights" may be referring to tower or wall. Of course is possible for me here to make point about volly-partisan incremental executive overreach which was doing nada to stop progressive overcheaching, but like I say, I come to mock US Don fan. Good thing Republican voter is too stupid to understand implication of "volly-partisan incremental executive overreach". Perhaps they think is joke about US American big breasted darling singer.
So I say direct to you, US Don lover: You know how New World Order is plan to put United States under boot of International Order of Illuminati? Well let me explain you something about what I have much experience: the East German Wall was not falling down because of the Big Bad Socialism. East German Wall was collapsing because East German Central Planning Committee had no more money to keep up East German Wall. Do not think too long about this. I don't want you to die of aneurysm of brain.
If only US Don had listen to me. My plan for keeping wall promise is making possible the wall without going bust. Look at China. Of course I know this is false analogy but I am still coming to point.
First of all, no state of emergency! This is stupidest idea, even as bluff. Following is bullets plan that US Don was vetoing in US-Russia Facebook to Facebook Super Secret Summit:
- Sell California to Canada. Say "Trust me. I can get really good deal, okay."
- Key part of "good deal" is negotiating Commonwealth Plan for South CA, Ca border: Post Brexit Partnership for Her Royal Highness Security Service and Robust Employment. Toothless Brit will love hunting "Wog for Crown" with promise of R&R at beach front desert and getting herpes on holiday in Tijuana.
- Make Speaker Pelosi Governor of New Texas-Zona
- Give New-Gov. Nancy proceeds from California deal to start public-private partnership for Super Progressive E-startup Zone along border.
- Model for 1300 mile long Business Operations Bungalow (BOB) is Joint Security Area of Korea DMZ. North side is manager. South side is slave.
- Manager is Mexican-American who were becoming citizen through military service. South side is who cares?
- Kick can to President-elect Kamala Harris in 2020.
- LOL
